 Obama Jokes, As Made by Celibs |
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 Apr 1 2010, 10:14 PM
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 The Queen of Texas  Group: Moderators Posts: 22,727 Joined: 27-February 05 From: The Great State of Texas Member No.: 10  |
Even Hollywood is begining to get tired of him.
The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate. Leno America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. Leno Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal? A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. Conan O'Brien Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon? A: A fund raiser. Leno Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary? A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. Letterman Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved? A: America ! Fallon Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo? A: Bo has papers. Kimmel Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program? A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. Letterman -------------------- A PBS MIND IN AN MTV WORLD
If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and walks like a duck, it's a duck. Santa Tracker Obama is destroying liberty and freedom in the United States.        |
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May 23 2010, 01:58 AM
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 Resident Thorn Group: Advanced Members Posts: 2,287 Joined: 27-February 05 From: El Shaddai Member No.: 29 |
-------------------- To dream of the person you would like to be... is to waste the person you are.
God sees us as we can be, but loves us as we are.            The best vitamin for a Christian is B1 You can also find me at Christian Forums I will NOT pray for Obama or this country until Obama is out of office! I will NEVER acknowledge Obama as my president |
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